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This is awesome.
This bird is out of control!
Unstoppable fighting force.
This is CLEARLY Thor’s most favored pet.
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Megara has nothing to cuddle and is holding a tiny Hades instead. My heart.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
He’s bread, Jim.
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OKAY, THIS IS GREAT.
this kid gets points.
equality, you’re doing it right.
Pure. Fucking. Genius.
wow this .
thats the biggest slap in the face. PREACH IT.
i worship this kid, i really do.
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