(Source: ziprage)

knitmeapony:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

benihimeo2:

comicallycool:

This is awesome.

This bird is out of control!

Unstoppable fighting force.

This is CLEARLY Thor’s most favored pet.

(Source: notienedesperdicio, via oatmeal)

nicole-anell:

Megara has nothing to cuddle and is holding a tiny Hades instead. My heart.

(via alwaysandstrawberryshakes)

leilockheart:

By macaroononastick
reasonpeason:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

He’s bread, Jim.

reasonpeason:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

He’s bread, Jim.

(Source: secretsbest, via theangelsarelaughing)

sarah531:

Companions, as associated with literary/fairytale characters

(via beingbing)

(Source: jellineck, via muppet-madison)

librarysciences:

[beatonna]

xombiedirge:

The Simpsons Movie Parodies by Claudia-R / Blog

(via oldfilmsflicker)

pleatedjeans:

via
ratherdielaughing:

OKAY, THIS IS GREAT.
this kid gets points.
equality, you’re doing it right.
Pure. Fucking. Genius.
wow this .
thats the biggest slap in the face. PREACH IT. 
i worship this kid, i really do.

ratherdielaughing:

OKAY, THIS IS GREAT.

this kid gets points.

equality, you’re doing it right.

Pure. Fucking. Genius.

wow this .

thats the biggest slap in the face. PREACH IT. 

i worship this kid, i really do.

(Source: thenameisalex, via youstoledaisy)